1. Anonymous said: sorry for asking, but how do i submit?

    nymphoninjas:

    Bend over and say please.

     

  2. (Source: standpoor, via nakedpersephone)

     


  3. kingsleyyy:

    this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

    (via katej09)

     


  4. "

    The ad was in a women’s magazine and if I remember correctly, was for a perfume. It featured a white woman lying in bed with a black man. The man’s shirtless back was to the viewer, making only his taut, muscular form and powerful-looking arms and shoulders visible. He was faceless, unidentified. The woman looked sultrily at us from over his mysterious form, satisfaction writ large over her features. She had partaken of whatever delights this man had to offer and was smugly, luxuriantly basking in the afterglow.

    The ad copy was, “Take a walk on the wild side.”

    My teacher used the ad as an example of how marketers can use certain words and images to convey large amounts of information subtly and effectively. A white woman having sex with a black man? How risqué. The implication: be a little like that woman. Spray on that perfume and feel like the kind of girl who has sex with faceless, muscular black men in ritzy hotel rooms because it’s an adventure, a thrill, a risk, something illicitly pleasurable.

    These are the semiotics of race. This is why columnists will trip over themselves not to call Lupita Nyong’o or Angela Basset “beautiful”, choosing instead to use terms that call to mind a kind of savage, animalistic magnetism: fierce, striking, edgy, eye-catching. Words like “pretty” and “beautiful” and “cute” are for white women whose bodies and sexualities are not seen as wild, animal, or untamed. Black men are hulking, threatening, thuggish; white men are charming, sexy heartthrobs with hearts of gold. Brown women are exotic, with their “honey-coloured” skin and their “mystical”, “enchanting” beauty, unlike their white counterparts, who are held up as not only ideal, but knowable and safe. White people are beautiful; non-white people are dangerous.

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  5. (Source: p3rseu, via momentary---phase)

     

  6. tastefullyoffensive:

    Mankind’s greatest invention. [video]

    (via emelia-rae)

     

  7. n-ooky:

    i don’t want to get dressed, but figured i should cover up a little so i don’t frighten my neighbors when i go out for a quick smoke

    (via nakedcuddles)

     

  8. godotal:

    omgbuglen:

    How to use sand to freak people out

    Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

    (via mixtape-melodies)

     

  9. one-two-whatsinthestew:

    actual photo depiction of finals week at my school

    (Source: trynsave, via stereksquad)

     


  10. at a horror movie

    1. bf: are you scared?
    2. me: in this economy who wouldn't be
     

  11. nakedrussia:

    llttlesophie:

    gifcraft:

    Bunny falls asleep

    bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

    (via beccaliving)

     

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  14. (Source: sensualismo, via hedonistquest)

     


  15. themoonphase:

    I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

    (via howfarwillyougo)