1. "The floor is lava!"
    — Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via thisisthedroidyouarelookingfor)

    (Source: ahkep, via mmarlarkey)

     

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  3. marchqueen:

    gigglewhatsit:

    runyouclevertimelord:

    dryadgurrl:

    himapapaftw:

    finally, it has appeared on my dash

    Well that was unexpected.

    I was not expecting this

    no one ever does

    (Source: gallifreyfieldsforever, via little-lights-in-the-sky)

     

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  5. tittie-kittie:

    Tummy kisses (✿◠‿◠)

    (via heartslefttowhisper)

     


  6. wobbufetts:

    aidn:

    how the hell do i talk to people

    Stand in front of them and press A

    (via fikkifini)

     

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  8. Reblog if no one has a crush on you.

    (Source: epic-humor, via spliff-brain)

     


  9. Write me a TBH (To be Honest), stating an honest fact or thought you feel about me. Or just something honest you wanna say to me. Start the sentence off with “Tbh”.

    (Source: jeremiahx3, via mmarlarkey)

     


  10. I wasn’t kidding. I’m playing minecraft with mutuals :p

     

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  12. fit-angel-riss:

    IS IT THANKSGIVING YET

    (Source: odetofall, via angelajvrk)

     


  13. panducky:

    if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

    (Source: reshirum, via shipwreckedbones-seasickhearts)

     

  14. candykaiju:

    r u for real

    (Source: adorablesnakes, via katysinceslicedbread)

     

  15. Because… work is overrated.

    Bales Of Cocaine - Reverend Horton Heat

    Well, I was workin’ on my farm ‘bout 1982,
    Pullin’ up some corn and a little carrot, too
    When two low-flying aeroplanes, ‘bout a hundred feet high
    Dropped a bunch o’ bales o’ somethin’, some hit me in the eye…

    So I cut a bale open, an’ man was I surprised
    Bunch o’ large sized baggies, with big white rocks inside

    So I took a little sample to my crazy brother Joe
    He sniffed it up and kicked his heels, said, “Horton, that’s some blow!”

    Bales of cocaine, fallin’ from low-flyin’ plane
    I don’t know who done dropped ‘em, but I thank ‘em just the same
    Bales of cocaine, fallin’ like the pourin’ rain
    My life changed completely by the low-flyin’ planes

    So I loaded up them bales in my pick-em-up truck,
    Headed west for Dallas, where I would try my luck
    I didn’t have a notion if I could sell ‘em there,
    But, thirty minutes later, I was a millionaire…

    Bales of cocaine, fallin’ from low-flyin’ plane
    I don’t know who done dropped ‘em, but I thank ‘em just the same
    Bales of cocaine, fallin’ like the pourin’ rain
    My life changed completely by the low-flyin’ planes

    And now I am a rich man, but I’m still a farmer, too
    But I sold my farm in Texas, bought a farm down in Peru
    And when get so homesick, I think I’m goin’ insane,
    I travel back to Texas in a low-flyin’ plane…

    Bales of cocaine, fallin’ from low-flyin’ plane
    I don’t know who done dropped ‘em, but I thank ‘em just the same
    Bales of cocaine, fallin’ like the pourin’ rain
    My life changed completely by the low-flyin’ planes